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Offline Akira

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Anyway, we must admit: the NHRV forums aren't exactly lively and chipper.

So um.

We're going to play some stupid games.

That is, if everyone else is willing to play with me. T_T

Here's a game Kyo and I used to play with some of my other friends.

I totally forgot what you call it, but it was hilarious as hell.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

The premise:

I start with a sentence. You must change one word in that sentence. You can also choose to omit or add a word. You can't do all three at the same time. You must either omit, add, or change. >_>;;

AND the sentence you end with must make sense gramatically.

So, um. Let's begin. From experience, I know this can get stupid really fast.

(Bear with me. XD;;; )

I'll start. (Quotes unneeded from now on.)

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
« Last Edit: March 02, 2007, 11:40:54 PM by Akira »
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I think this is a game that's better suited to real-time situations.

The quick brown fox over the lazy dog.

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The quick brown fox pounded the lazy dog.

// There. It is official. I suck at this game. I forgot brown when I first posted. Much like the first time I played. I added, changed and omitted a word that time. This time I only omitted and changed. Movin' on up.
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The quick pink fox pounded the lazy dog.

...by the way, the sentence you end with needs to make sense gramatically. >_> Forgot that.
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The quick pink fox chauffeured the lazy dog.

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The classy pink fox chauffeured the lazy dog.
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The classy pink fox chauffeured the subordinate dog.

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The classy pink fox chauffeured the subordinate.
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The classy pink sequoia chauffeured the subordinate.

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The classy red sequoia chauffeured the subordinate.

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The classy red  sequoia loved the subordinate.

*maybe its less boring to make 2 changes per time? This definitely is a game in chatting-like situation, i.e. with friends in a bus while going to a field trip.

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The classy red sequoia loved the brothel.

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The classy red pimp loved the brothel.

This thread title sounds like a PANIC! At the Disco song.

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The classy red pimp loved the Bosnians.

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The classy red pimp murdered the Bosnians.

O_o

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The classy red Serbs murdered the Bosnians.

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The classy red Serbs murdered the blue Bosnians.
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(This is already getting stupid.)

The classy red Serbs murdered the blue French.
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The classy red Serbs murdered the blue French maids.

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Quote from: Akira
(This is already getting stupid.)

Hey, you started it.

The classy red Serbs mounted the blue French maids.

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Yeah, I know, which is why it's hilarious XD

The classy red Bozniaks mounted the blue French maids.
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The Communist red Bozniaks mounted the blue French maids.

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Five Communist red Bozniaks mounted the blue French maids.

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Five Communist red fish mounted the blue French maids.

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Five Communist red fish kissed the blue French maids.

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Five Communist fish kissed the blue French maids.

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Five Communist fish kissed the blue French penises.
 
[:<

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Five Communist piranhas kissed the blue French penises.

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Five Communist piranhas ate the blue French penises.

Something more fitting of a piranha...
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Five Communist piranhas at the blue French cows.

>_> As Akira said, something more fitting of a piranha.
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God damn you and your non-humor. Friggin Oregonians.

Five peverted piranhas ate the blue French cows.
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Five perverted piranhas ate the virgin French cows.

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Five perverted piranhas ate the virgin slutty cows.

>.>

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Five perverted carnivores at the virgin slutty cows.
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Five perverted cannibals ate the virgin slutty cows.

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Twenty peverted cannibals ate the virgin slutty cows.
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Twenty peverted cannibals ate the twenty slutty cows.

>>.>>

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Twenty peverted cannibals ate twenty slutty cows.
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Twenty perverted cannibals ate twenty slutty Americans.
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Twenty peverted cannibals ate twenty thousand slutty Americans.
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Twenty perverted cannibals ate twenty thousand slutty pimples.

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Twenty perverted cannibals popped twenty thousand slutty pimples.

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Twenty perverted cannibals popped twenty thousand slutty pornstars.

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Twenty perverted lolis popped twenty thousand slutty pornstars.

I recommend Mobile Suit, RX-0 and Unicorn from the Unicorn OST.

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Twenty perverted shotas popped twenty thousand slutty pornstars.

There we go, more fitting...
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Twenty perverted shotas overshadows twenty thousand slutty pornstars.

(Urgh... can't believe I just said that...:P)

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AC: LOL

Twenty peverted shotas overshadow twenty thousand slutty lolis.
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Twenty peverted shotas jump twenty thousand slutty lolis.

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Twenty perverted shotas jump twenty thousand slutty Pachi's.

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>.>"

Twenty perverted shotas jump over thousand slutty Pachi's.

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Twenty gay shotas jump over thousand slutty Pachi's.
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Twenty gay shotas squeal over thousand slutty Pachi's.

PSYCHE!!!

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Twenty gay shotas squeal over four thousand slutty Pachi's.

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What the bleeding Christ.

Twenty gay H-I-P-P-O-P-O-T-A-M-U-S-E-S squeal over four thousand slutty Pachi's.

You must type it out like that, too (or c/p).
« Last Edit: March 10, 2007, 09:50:48 AM by Phate »

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Twenty gay trolls squeal over four thousand slutty Pachi's.

I changed it. Ha.
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Son of a rat's ass.

10^(10^100) gay trolls squeal over four thousand slutty Pachi's.

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10^(10^100) gay trolls squeal over four thousand slutty dwarfs.
 
Can't let poor Pachi get defiled over some scary bestiality...

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Thankies. But... Bwahaha.

10^(10^100) gay trolls squeal over four thousand slutty AC's.

>:3

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Two gay trolls squeal over four thousand slutty AC's.
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Two gay trolls squeal over four slutty AC's.
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Two gay trolls came over four slutty AC's.

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Two gay trolls came delicately over four slutty AC's.

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Two gay trolls came delicately over four slutty elves.

( ... I think I've seen this picture ... )
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Two gay gnomes came delicately over four slutty elves.

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Two gay gnomes came ferociously over four slutty elves.
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Two gay gnomes came ferociously over four resisting elves.

:>
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Two gay gnomes came ferociously over four subservient elves.

OHOHOHOHO.
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Two bishounen gnomes came ferociously over four subservient elves.
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Quote from: Pachinko
Thankies. But... Bwahaha.
 
10^(10^100) gay trolls squeal over four thousand slutty AC's.
 
:3" smilieid="25" class="inlineimg" />
!!!!
 
HOW COULD YOU!? *sob sob sob* Hmph, let me assure you I'm deeply emotionally scarred for life (>.>)
 
Back to topic: Two bishounen gnomes came ferociously over four bishoujo elves.
 
No wait, something's not right...

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Two bishounen gnomes cried ferociously over four bishoujo elves.

(Bishounen=angst)

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Two bishounen gnomes cried ferociously over four bishoujo anteaters.


(why can't anteaters be pretty?)
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Two fat bishounen gnomes cried ferociously over four bishoujo anteaters.

THE PLOT THICKENS....
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Quote from: Akira
Two fat bishounen gnomes cried ferociously over four bishoujo anteaters.
 
THE PLOT THICKENS....
Two fat bishounen tapirs cried ferociously over four bishoujo anteaters.
 
Bestiality FTW... eeewwww
 
wryyy

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Two fat bishounen tapirs cried ferociously over four shallow bishoujo anteaters.
When in doubt, speak Italian and sing "Seven Nation Army"

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Two fat bishounen women cried ferociously over four shallow bishoujo anteaters.
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Two fat bishounen women cried ferociously over four impotent bishoujo anteaters

(bishounen women?)

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Two fat bishounen women cried ferociously over four shallow bishoujo men.
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Two fat bishounen women cried ferociously over four shallow bishoujo traps.

(There.)
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Two fat bishounen women moaned ferociously over four shallow bishoujo traps.

Ooh yeah, now this is something...!

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Two fat bishounen women moaned ferociously over four shallow Bridget traps.

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Two bishounen women moaned ferociously over four shallow Bridget traps.
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Two bishounen women moaned ferociously over four shallow booby traps.
 
DING, DING, DING!

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Two bishounen women moaned ferociously over shallow booby traps.
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