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People That You Can't Believe Sing
« on: July 03, 2006, 02:07:17 PM »
Discuss "artists" that are as unexpected as they are awful.
Be *mildly* nice. Not to harsh<3
 
For me, it's Paris Hilton. Ok, what? I heard two of her songs, and though they weren't terrible, I'm sure the shock made up for that. Oh, and Naomi Campbell. Great supermodel, sucky singer.

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Re: People That You Can't Believe Sing
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2006, 07:23:50 PM »
Avril Lavigne.

uuuuggghhhh.  I can't stand the sound of her voice.  Her cover of Basket Case made me want to cry in anguish.

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Re: People That You Can't Believe Sing
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2006, 08:27:41 PM »
That bitch from No Doubt. Gwen Stefanie. Ew.

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Re: People That You Can't Believe Sing
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2006, 10:54:26 AM »
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That bitch from No Doubt. Gwen Stefanie. Ew.


Well, she was good when she was actually WITH No Doubt.  Then the band split up and she started a solo career and began to ooze suck.

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Re: People That You Can't Believe Sing
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2006, 10:58:53 AM »
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Well, she was good when she was actually WITH No Doubt. Then the band split up and she started a solo career and began to ooze suck.

Ooooh, I adore her.<3 Love love looove. XD Especially her solo stuff. Dance-worthy, for sure. *fangirl~rant end*
 
I just can't stand every single little teen actress get s a record deal. Lindsey Lohan, Hilary Duff... It's got to stop. They suck at singing and at acting. XP

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Re: People That You Can't Believe Sing
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2006, 12:05:44 PM »
Truth be told?  Lindsay Lohan is a good actress.  Mean Girls and Freaky Friday were great.  And she's a passable singer.  I won't be buying her albums, but she's not offensive.  Hilary Duff is the one that can't act or to save her life.  Or anyone else's.

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Re: People That You Can't Believe Sing
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2006, 12:45:59 PM »
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Truth be told? Lindsay Lohan is a good actress. Mean Girls and Freaky Friday were great. And she's a passable singer. I won't be buying her albums, but she's not offensive. Hilary Duff is the one that can't act or to save her life. Or anyone else's.

Yes, Lindsey was on my good side for a while.
Then she got totally stuck-up, claiming that "she no longer needed to do kid movies" when they were possibly her most memorable roles. Although I loved "Mean Girls", I don't credit her with the film's most interesting role.
 
*pssshtinafeypsssh*

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Re: People That You Can't Believe Sing
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2006, 01:13:37 PM »
lohanfacial.ytmnd.com

Great actress. Pff. She never changes facial expressions.

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Re: People That You Can't Believe Sing
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2006, 02:12:57 PM »
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lohanfacial.ytmnd.com
 
Great actress. Pff. She never changes facial expressions.

That was the most freakishly bizarre thing I had ever seen.
 
The only difference between those pictures are:
1.) weight
and
2.) amount of plastic surgery

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Re: People That You Can't Believe Sing
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2006, 06:04:26 PM »
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lohanfacial.ytmnd.com

Great actress. Pff. She never changes facial expressions.


I never called her a great actress.  I called her a GOOD actress, and that she had been in some great movies.  BIG difference.  Also, not to defend her, but those shots are from modeling poses and not movies.  Most models have one facial expression.  You ever see Zoolander?  It has more truth to it than most people give it credit for.

And yeah, Tifa Fey beat her out of the water, but she's Tifa Fey and therefore beats EVERYONE out of the water.

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Re: People That You Can't Believe Sing
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2006, 07:53:56 PM »
Models wouldn't have jobs if they constantly did the same pose.
And, Lord help whatever agency signs Lohan as a model... *shiver*
 
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And yeah, Tifa Fey beat her out of the water, but she's Tifa Fey and therefore beats EVERYONE out of the water.

Right on. XD~

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Re: People That You Can't Believe Sing
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2006, 07:59:53 PM »
It is not that I doubted their vocal potency, it is just that the first time I heard Arch Enemy, I never imagined the singer was a girl. Here, a vid, even if you don't like the music watch/listen it just so you can hear her:
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Re: People That You Can't Believe Sing
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2006, 09:04:12 PM »
That's ****ing incredible, Dt.

Ashlee Simpson is another one... oh wait, she doesn't sing, she just lip-syncs.

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Re: People That You Can't Believe Sing
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2006, 09:20:07 PM »
rofflepowned.

How about Reuben Studdard. Wins American Idol and disappears. Can't sing? Oh noes.

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Re: People That You Can't Believe Sing
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2006, 07:57:15 AM »
The death grunt (also referred to as death growl, death vocals, or, humourously, Cookie Monster vocals) is a kind of growling singing style usually employed by vocalists of the death metal musical genres, but also can be heard in a variety of other heavy metal subgenres.

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