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Re: Osomatsu-san
« Reply #30 on: March 24, 2016, 05:25:11 PM »
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Some part of me, by which I mean all of me, is supremely suspicious of this show trying anything even distantly related to being serious. But the way Osomatsu-san is doing this has had enough passive buildup that it might actually be legit. It might, just miiiight actually be good.

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Re: Osomatsu-san
« Reply #31 on: March 24, 2016, 08:01:28 PM »
Hell no.  Osomatsu is going to go **** some shit up next episode and reset the status quo.
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Re: Osomatsu-san
« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2016, 02:09:52 PM »
25 (END):

Quote from: Me
Hell no.  Osomatsu is going to go **** some shit up next episode and reset the status quo.

Uh huh.  Nothing more status quo than our sextuplets given a chance to bang Totoko and still remaining virgins by the end.  What is impossible.. is impossible, after all, bura-zah.

SHEEEEEH!

Going to miss the hell out of this shit.  I voted this as my AOTY for 2015 based on only half the series, and I am glad that the rest did not disappoint.  I only wish that people in future viewings will one day get to experience the full first episode without whatever reimagined (read: censored so they don't get their asses sued) hell they come up with.  Oh don't get me wrong, I fully expect the reimagined first episode to still be glorious, and mostly unchanged except for some references that got them in trouble, but it just wont be the same.  Or hell, maybe it'll be better.  What the **** do I know?

Osomatsu-san really poked a badger in Japan, and the sales reflect that.  I don't know if it is just the nostalgia bomb for people who grew up with the original show / manga and the subsequent... uh... childhood raping?... that this incarnation turned it into, or the fujoshis running amok again, or that it is just that ****ing funny, or all three.  What I do know is that it is ****ing funny, in a way that I haven't experienced with anime in a long time.  I may not have gotten all the jokes, but I still laughed, even at the slightly overdone gags on the character personalities.  Somehow, they keep everything feeling like it is fresh, probably through the injection of some really ****ing weird, crack induced ideas.  A lot of this random silliness reminded me of Panty & Stocking in that regard, which makes me wonder if maybe the key to a good comedy is to just do drugs and put together some really simple character designs, because the formula seems to work.

I will miss watching this weekly.

9/10.
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Re: Osomatsu-san
« Reply #33 on: March 30, 2016, 04:05:12 PM »
Not sure why I stopped watching this, I really dug the 1st episode.

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Re: Osomatsu-san
« Reply #34 on: April 02, 2016, 11:33:43 AM »
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10/Cocaine.

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Re: Osomatsu-san
« Reply #35 on: December 13, 2016, 04:46:29 AM »
JRA Promotional Special:

Oh shit, I wanted to be at the pitch discussion for this one.

JRA: "Okay, so, Studio Pierrot!  You've done a show that has made shit tons of money and we want some of that!  We want you to do a promotional add for horse racing using the Matsus!"
Pierrot:  "Well, okay, but you've seen the show, right?  We did some crazy things on that show."
JRA:  "Yeah!  Made you millions, too!  We're all about whatever you're about in making millions!"
Pierrot:  "Well, okay, but we've never done a commercial with our characters before."
JRA:  "Oh that's no problem whatsoever!  You guys are clearly money-making geniuses, so just do whatever you want!"
Pierrot:  "Uh... 'whatever' we want?"
JRA:  "Whatever you want, so long as it makes money!"
PIerrot:  "Well, okay, but Osomatsu-niisan is going to end up with a big horse dick in his ass."

And that's how Osomatsu-niisan ended up with a big horse dick in his ass.

You think I'm making this shit up, aren't you?

You clearly don't know me if you think I'm making this shit up.

Watch the ****ing 22 minute long commercial for the Japanese Racing Association.

Osomatsu-niisan ends up with a big horse dick in his ass.

Big.
Horse.
Dick.
In his ass.
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Re: Osomatsu-san
« Reply #36 on: October 03, 2017, 02:54:26 AM »
Season 2 Episode 1:

SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't think they could top having Osomatsu get a horse dick up the ass.  I was blind.  I was wrong!  I'M SORRY OKAY!?  JUST STOP WITH THE 3D JUICY-MASTU AND THE LIVE ACTION TOTTY!

STOPPIT!  I SAID I'M SORRY!  I CAN'T BREATHE!
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Re: Osomatsu-san
« Reply #37 on: October 04, 2017, 11:52:54 AM »
S2 E1:

This show is so ****ed up.

More please.

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Re: Osomatsu-san
« Reply #38 on: October 05, 2017, 04:36:17 AM »
That was one of the most brutally Meta 20 minutes I've ever seen. At least they didn't hang themselves after going back to the "see the future" part.

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Re: Osomatsu-san
« Reply #39 on: October 09, 2017, 09:51:22 PM »
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I liked the part where Osomatsu's appendix was pitch black, and had eyes.

What the **** have I been watching....

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Re: Osomatsu-san
« Reply #40 on: October 10, 2017, 12:46:45 AM »
S2E2:

My mom has never cut off my nipples before.

I'm not loved, am I?
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Re: Osomatsu-san
« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2017, 04:33:33 AM »
S2E2:

My mom has never cut off my nipples before.

I'm not loved, am I?

TIF asking the hard questions.

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Re: Osomatsu-san
« Reply #42 on: October 16, 2017, 12:35:20 PM »
S2E3:

When Time-Life Books first depicted the famous drawing of evolution known as the March of Progress, they apparently left out the most important part:  the evolution of the fleshlight.
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Re: Osomatsu-san
« Reply #43 on: October 17, 2017, 01:30:06 AM »
S2E3:

When Time-Life Books first depicted the famous drawing of evolution known as the March of Progress, they apparently left out the most important part:  the evolution of the fleshlight.

Phrases that no one could have ever expected to be typed.

Does this qualify as "only from Japan"?

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Re: Osomatsu-san
« Reply #44 on: October 24, 2017, 12:08:39 AM »
S2E4:

Yeah, seriously, if your parents are having relations trouble, you really REALLY don't want to poke that badger, Choromatsu.

This was actually a somewhat heartfelt episode for this show.  Dad and his sons being complete imbeciles for 22 minutes.  Also apparently Chibita and Hatabou were ****ing in the oden cart.
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