There are certain universal constants in the world we live in: The Earth orbits the Sun, Gravity, and that the Naruto anime will never end. Ever.

However, those kind folks at Studio Pierrot also saw fit to provide us with two movies - both with improbably lengthy titles, and today Shadowmage checks them out:

Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow

Naruto the Movie 2: Great Clash! The Illusionary Ruins at the Depths of the Earth

No really, I didn’t make those titles up. Now go read.